A Short Lesson in Taking Pics that Make Life Look Fancier Than It Is

A Short Lesson in Taking Pictures that Make Your Life Look Fancier Than it I

1.) Make sure you are the only blonde friend in your group. 2.) Try and "Beyonce" the picture. That's what I call weaseling your way into the center of a group of women. Seriously. Look at ANY picture of Destiny's Child from 1999-2006. Who's in the middle??? 3.) TAN THAT PICTURE UP! Growing up with a mother who called the visible blue veins on my neck/chest "the map of I-95" has made me...a lil sensitive bout how pale I am. So. Tan any and all pictures. Just do it.